Poo Glossary
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- TEFLON COATED POO
- Comes out so slick, clean and easy that you don't even feel it. No traces of poo are on the toilet paper. You have to look into the toilet to be sure you did it.
- SECOND THOUGHT POO
- You're all done wiping and you are about to stand up when you realise you've got some more.
- POP A VEIN IN YOUR HEAD POO
- This one doesn't want to come out until you're sweaty, trembling and purple from straining so hard.
- RIGHT NOW POO
- You had better be within 30 seconds from the toilet. You burn rubber getting to the toilet, usually it has its head out before you get your pants off.
- WEIGHT WATCHER'S POO
- You poo so much that you lose several kilo's and feel a tad light headed afterwards.
- COMMODE CHOKER POO
- This one is so big that you know it won't go down the toilet unless you break it into smaller chunks. This kind usually happens at someone else's house.
- THE FLOATER
- Even after the third flush, it's still floating in the bowl. Panic sets in as you try to get rid of it.
- GEE I WISH I COULD, POO
- The kind where you want to POO but all you do is sit on the toilet and fart a few times.
- WET CHEEKS POO
- This one hits the water so hard it gets your bottom all wet.
- THE SURPRISE POO
- You're not even at the toilet because you're sure you're about to fart, but oops.......a POO!!!
- THE BRICK POO
- That's where it hurts so badly coming out, you would swear it was leaving you sideways.
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