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- What is PooMail?
- PooMail is a clever, anonymous way to tell someone that very special something that can't be said in person. Whether you send an anonymous PooMail or choose to include your name, either way it's a sure fire way get your point across.
- Why can't I type in my own message?
- Give a terd an inch and they'll take a mile. There are some unscrupulous individuals out there who may abuse the anonymity of PooMail.
- Will the person receiving my poo have access to my email address?
- We have taken LOTS and LOTS of precautions to insure that doesn't happen but nothing is impenetrable, except possibly Fort Knox. Heres the skinny: When your email address is sent to us, it is encrypted immediately and thrown in a big tank with all the other encrypted addresses. A big garbage pile if you will. Once your transactions are completed, your encrypted email address is automatically deleted from our system.
- What if don't provide my email address?
- That's fine but the option for a reply will not be available.
- What if don't provide my name?
- That's fine too but the person receiving your Poo will have no idea who you are.
- Will my email address be harvested for further use or profit?
- NO, WE HATE SPAMMING!. No email addresses are kept by PooMail ever. Only encrypted addresses ever reach our system. We here at PooMail would even have a hard time decoding them... AND WE KNOW HOW IT ALL WORKS!
- How many days will my Mad or Happy Poo last?
- Once the PooMail has been sent, it will wait to be viewed for 14 days before it removes itself. It will also remove itself immediately after viewing.
- What happens with Birthday and Holiday Poos?
- The Poo waits around(encrypted) until the correct date arrives, then on that special day, a message is sent for them to pick up their special poo.
- How many times can the PooMail recipient reply to my poo?
- Only once. It all self destructs once the reply button is hit.
- Why does PooMail filter curse words?
- PooMail is for fun and not meant to be maliscious at all.
If there are questions that we've missed, Please let us know.
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